"the boy dosnt know what he's gotten himself into with that little half bread."
"oh grandmother hush..Leave him be"
a younger voice silenced the old womans shrill.
i slowly opened my eyes.
everything wellded together in a groggy form.
"look look grandma hes comming to"
as i sat up my chest felt constricted...it was bandages that they had wrapped my wounds in
they reached down to my lower abdomen.
"hi." -way to intro duse youself maximus real classy-, my mind slapped me in the face no care for my headache.
"hi!!!, i'm mien niotan! such an honer to meet you!"
i put my hand to my head my head pounding.
"woah woah volume..hi im maximus"
i shook my head and looked at her..she looked somewhat like taylken but at the same time
her features seemed more bold.
she was at least 16. at the least.
the old woman god only knew how old SHE was..
"you ladies hit me over the head with a skillet in my sleep or what?"
he chuckled at his attempt at humor.
her face lit up.
"gah! grama hes so funny too!"
'
So cute!' her minded echoed
i turned to get off my bed.
"i need to walk off my headache." i said pinching the nook of my nose
" no no no no no! you need rest and relaxation. lay down tell me about your travels! tell me about your adventures! come come tell me
EVERYTHING."
"I really do need to walk the headache off though."
she put her hands against my shoulders
"no no no you cant, your not aloud out your concidered a '
danger' " she said giving a hidden undertone.
i sighed blocking out her mind that suddenly began bumbarding me b/c of her touch.
-Maximus dude this is low even for you.- my mind laughed.
yea yea but hell i need out you know how i am with rooms.
-what ever dude, haha!-
i raise my hand and held her chin lightly looking her in the eye.
"please miss niotan, i truly do need to walk if you would be so kind as to let me wander for a little bit i wont go far..i assure you that in return later tonight i will take you for a midnight stroll under the moon and then i shall tell you much of my adventures." a girly shrill escaped her.
the older woman just stayed in the corner and folded linnings giving the girl the 'your not buying this load of crock right?' look.
"well..." she pondered for a moment "i suppose it couldnt hurt as long as your head gets better." she smiled "but um..." she giggled slightly "you might want to put this on." she handed me a kimono type robe and winked at me. thats when i noticed that they had stripped away my clothing.
my face instantly glowed a dark pink, as i swiftly covered my 'bearings' with the sheets and slipped into the kimono..
'
its not like we havnt seen it already' the girl and old woman thoguht in unison. i stood embarrased.
as i walked out i smiled back at them.
-haha!! way to go maximus! ah i dub you the pedofile of hyrule!-
i sighed.
as i made my way down the stairs slowly i heard a noise crash from below.
'
that old oaf!' i chuckled.
wonder whats got her fired up?
he laughed.
"damn shes loud."
[[I'm going to the church like "I'm gonna kill him!" And you just pass me like nothing on a giant beetle!]]